Koi Toy: Light Up Goldfish Plants and Garden It's 1885 formula remains unchanged

It's 1885 formula remains unchanged

such as the White-Breasted Butt Nugget and the Goddamned Canada Goose (or White-Breasted Nuthatch and Canada Goose for the layperson)

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A new collection of laugh-out-loud gifts from British artist (and mate of David Shrigley) Magda Archer

Koi Toy: Light Up Goldfish Plants and Garden It's 1885 formula remains unchangedThis delightfully realistic floating koi lights up the second it touches water, glowing brilliantly in a rainbow of hues. Fred's Koi Toy easily floats upright in water for extra fun at bathtime and automatically turns off when out of water. Sure, Koi Toy is fun for the tub, but also great in punch bowls, fountains, bird baths, and puddles. Constructed from BPA free silicone. Packed in a colorful, giftable display box.