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The Office Disruptor: For the colleague who has already pushed HR to their absolute limit and sees no reason to stop now

Performance: Water-repellent

manually washing a cup is an insult to your remaining energy levels

nothing communicates your lack of interest in the general public quite like a monumental stone relief

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