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Protector of the Pines Flag cards Surrealist ParodyAll Hail the Sovereign of the Pine Barrens. Product Description Upgrade your sanctuary with a dose of the divine weirdness. The Protector of the Pines Flag is the ultimate tribute to the Leeds Devil and the sprawling, mysterious woods of South Jersey. Whether you're a local legend hunter or just a fan of things that go bump in the night, this funny cryptid flag lets the world know you respect the real ruler of the Pinelands. Featuring a bold, detailed