Lawyer's last nerve. Oh look....it's on fire! Scented Soy Candle Father — the soy candle that

— the soy candle that turns a private joke into the gift everyone remembers

Even the twins get one owner here: Authentic Gemini prints a birth date under the symbol so it's claimed by just one of you

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Dick in a jar is a hand-poured soy candle built around exactly that joke

Lawyer's last nerve. Oh look....it's on fire! Scented Soy Candle Father — the soy candle thatLawyer's last nerve. Oh look. it's on fire says the quiet part out loud, then gets poured into soy wax. Poured by hand from pure soy wax, no animal products, made right here in the EU, personalized free. Nine scents to choose from, in 130g or 220g. Explore Professions for more, and Colleagues if that's not quite right. SKU: EN000367