COME IN! IF YOU'RE NOT A MORON. Rude Welcome Mat Colour:White The Housewarming Wit: A perfect

The Housewarming Wit: A perfect gift for someone moving into a new home who needs to establish their standards immediately

15 oz mug dimensions: 4

Available Capacities: 11 oz standard size and 15 oz oversized capacity

Strategic Lowered Expectations: Carry this into a meeting to ensure nobody asks you for anything important

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COME IN! IF YOU'RE NOT A MORON. Rude Welcome Mat Colour:White The Housewarming Wit: A perfectSet the intellectual bar high right at the doorstep! This mat is the ultimate blunt welcome and a clear (and offensive) prerequisite for entry. Featuring the unmissable text, "COME IN! IF YOU'RE NOT A MORON.", this mat is guaranteed to get a laugh from quick witted friends and a confused stare from well, you know. It's an essential piece of sarcastic home decor and an ideal rude novelty gift for anyone who appreciates dark humour and insulting their