Ivory Comanche Peony TOP CF nature rarely has the courage

nature rarely has the courage to go blue

which is a relief because if it were green

I carefully wrapped the precious wall-mounted piece and carried it home

already envisioning my bathroom evolving from a mundane washroom into a veritable Eden of faux flora

I hung it above the couch

Ivory Comanche Peony TOP CF nature rarely has the courageI never thought I'd be the type to get excited about fake flowers, but here I am, practically swooning over a ceramic peony that's about as real as my childhood claims of being a professional chocolate taster. This ivory monstrosity, large enough to make my couch look like it's cowering in fear, has somehow solved the age old dilemma of "what to hang above your couch" without resorting to the clich?? family photos or those inspirational posters that