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This design will only be sold once so buy now while supplies last

This unparalleled design features a voluminous chicken (Gallus gallus domesticus) that possesses unrivaled power and jaw dropping mass causing the lesser pencil neck chicken to simply stare in amazement as they gawk at the cock of the walk

Now you too can lug around boatloads of fig bars and delicious intra workout treats to attain eye blowing bulbous mass

The reality is we live in a realm where our bodies are stringy

There is video evidence that Eric Bugenhagen (aka Sticky Ricky aka Rick Boogs) has been an avid advocate of the fanny pack (aka power sack) for many years now

Bulbous Bundle thick as frick fanny pack This design will only beYouve reached the point in life where mild displays of girth simply wont cut it anymore. So commit fully to grotesque levels of horsecockery and proudly boast the Thick as Frick Bundle!