Scruffy Extra Dry Vermouth Drinkware ”Life Is A Preexisting Condition

”Life Is A Preexisting Condition and God Is Killing Us All” oracle deck by local Wonder Valley artist Lauren Wolpert

14 oz glass heavy bottom printed all around in pink or blue

they'll make it hard to lose keys again

a Los Angeles-based brand

structured finish that snaps everything into place

Scruffy Extra Dry Vermouth Drinkware ”Life Is A Preexisting ConditionHerbal. Crisp. Knows exactly what its doing. This one shows up clean green, aromatic, and unapologetically savory. Think fennel fronds, fresh sage, and a cool, briny edge, layered with subtle citrus peel and a dry, structured finish that snaps everything into place. Its sharp, herbaceous, and built for martinis that dont mess around.