Gertrude Ornament "BaconGifts" to complete this costume

to complete this costume

you could probably put them on there as well

this sunshade will allow you to park in the sun without your interior turning into a warp core meltdown

pickle toes

WARNING: Not intended for extended exposure to heat above 120 °F inside car

Gertrude Ornament "BaconGifts" to complete this costumeHot tempered, assertive and vain, Gertrude clamored for the spotlight on the ever popular J. P. Patches Show which ran on Seattle television from 1958 to 1981. Played by the talented Bob Newman, who portrayed many other characters on the show, Gertrude was a role model for women, and guys in shabby dresses, everywhere. This glass Gertrude Ornament is 5 tall. Includes string for hanging or can stand on its own. Bob Newman is donating all the royalties