40 oz Stainless Steel Tankard Design:Commies Don't Surf It symbolizes the Aloha Warrior:

It symbolizes the Aloha Warrior: Charles Humphrey Keating IV

Although we already assume you've taught your keys to swim

they didn't hear us the first time

As a spearfisherman

the American Plains Bison belt is built for a lifetime of wear in the field or on the town

40 oz Stainless Steel Tankard Design:Commies Don't Surf It symbolizes the Aloha Warrior:Description This isnt a dainty tumbler. Its a battle tank with a handle. This beast packs 40 ounces of freedom into a shape that still fits your cupholder. Double wall stainless steel, acrylic lid, and a handle built for a white knuckling lifestyle whether you're on the road, on the boat, or just dodging your responsibilities. Comes equipped with a straw so you can keep sipping while talking smack.