"It's not gonna suck itself" T-Shirt Size:3XL Maybe you're a retired local

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Join various characters with their chosen item of food - will they spit or swallow

You'll have to read it to find out

this book is about cream pies

"It's not gonna suck itself" T-Shirt Size:3XL Maybe you're a retired localSweet, bold, and absolutely not subtle. This tee does all the talking so you dont have to. Featuring a juicy lollipop graphic and the line Its not gonna suck itself, its a wink to anyone with a sense of humour and a love for pushing the line just far enough. Perfect for nights out, festivals, book signings, or anywhere you fancy causing a double take and a laugh. Soft, comfy, and unapologetically naughty, just like the books that inspired it, Will you