Being a Good Wife Means... Magnet. Case Pack of 8 Wine Labels The egg doesn't swim to

The egg doesn't swim to the sperm

Being married means it's now possible to have the worst day of your life before 8 AM

It comes in so handy during parallelogram season

Person completely agrees that it is all total fucking bullshit and gets even angrier than you were about the whole situation

How do people who aren't married ever find out that they are not loading the dishwasher correctly

Being a Good Wife Means... Magnet. Case Pack of 8 Wine Labels The egg doesn't swim toBeing a good wife means always being by your husband's side during the difficult times to let him know that none of this would have happened if he had just listened to you. Custom designed refrigerator magnet. Case Pack of 8 Dimensions: 3" x 2"