J.P. Patches Ornament "Fun Desk Stuff" pizza-scented candle in a 1-3/4”

pizza-scented candle in a 1-3/4” tin gives you all the romance with none of the calories or arguments about who gets the last piece

You’d be nuts not to buy these and give them out to your squirrely friends

These are small enough that they fit on the fingers of our regular Finger Hands

but what if a mask made you better

You know how you are awesome every second of every day

J.P. Patches Ornament "Fun Desk Stuff" pizza-scented candle in a 1-3/4”J. P. Patches, as played by Chris Wedes, ruled Seattle television from 1958 to 1981 and still has a legion of devoted fans. This ornament is our small way to pay homage to the clown that lived in the City Dump and inspired generations of kids. Made of glass, this 5" tall ornament includes string or can stand on its own.