Monstera Obliqua var. Expilata Type_Snake Plant like someone very stylish took

like someone very stylish took a marker to the edges

and hands off the new bronze leaves please - they're still developing in the darkroom

grounded and very good at holding a room together - I'm the Orbit Set in Dune

Let my topsoil dry slightly between drinks

My warrior credentials are inherited: chunky underground rhizomes store water like canteens

Monstera Obliqua var. Expilata Type_Snake Plant like someone very stylish tookFor the collectors, the completists and the quietly obsessed I'm the Monstera Obliqua var. Expilata. My family is famous for growing leaves that are up to 90% hole: thin as tissue, more absence than presence, the most extreme fenestration in the houseplant world. The Expilata variety is the subtler, less perforated end of the obliqua spectrum rare taste for rare tastes. I'm a slow, deliberate grower that rewards patience: warm spot, high humidity,